Ponies... just think of ponies

Just think about ponies and you won’t remember it.

Too young

Dad, he’s too young for that conversation.

Pick My Nose

Sage: Daddy, tomorrow mommy’s going to pick my nose.
Dad: You’re mom’s going to pick your nose?
Sean and Sam: Ewwww….. gross!
Sage: No Daddy! Tomorrow mommy’s

Huh?

Sage: Daddy, when is mommy picking me up?
Dad: You’re going to mommy’s house tonight but daddy is going to pick you up from school.
Sage: Huh?

little...

Jasmin: Ew, Sagey! You Farted!
Sage: It’s, it’s just a little fart.

Yum, Dolphin!

We were watching some Barbie Princess movie and there were dolphins…
tv: dolphin sounds
Sage: Ahhh! That’s scary.
Dad: Those aren’t sharks sweetheart, their dolphins. They’re good.

Sage's Bed

Sage got a beautiful bed with Disney princess sheets and comforter for her birthday (thank you Grandma). She’s been getting used to sleeping in it by herself.
There’s

I'm Allergic

Dad I can’t get a haircut from a girl!

More Shots!

I had to get seven shots.

Vaccination? What's that?

Sam had a check up at the doctor’s office yesterday.
Nurse (to dad): Looks like he needs a vaccination.
Sam: Vaccination? What’s that?
Nurse (to dad): So

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Keep Tabs

Samuel, Sean & Sage

Smart Silly and Sassy Every parent wishes they could record the funny things that come out of their kids mouths. This is my attempt.

Interesting Links

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