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Fluffy Hair

Dad: You’d better fix your hair this morning, it looks fluffy.
Sean: Does it look like Michael Jackson’s hair when he was a kid?
Dad: No.
Sean: Darn.

Worldwide Fastpass

A few days after returning from our Disneyland trip we pull up to a fast food drive-in to find a line of 4 cars ahead of us.

Sean: Does anybody have

I Tricked Them

Dad: I saw your aunt yesterday, she said you got tall.
Sean: That’s because I tricked them. I was on my tippy toes.
Dad: What?
Sean: Yeah, and when they

Death by Hiccups or Dad

Dad, I have the hiccups

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Pay attention and become famous

How does Michael Jackson lean forward all the way and then get back up?

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When I grow up...

Sam: When I grow up I want to travel. All the way from here to Maine.
Grandma: It costs a lot of money to do all that travelling.

The Easter Bunny

I love the Easter Bunny more than anyone.

Meatball

Sage: Daddy, this thing on my foot…
Dad: Your ankle?
Sage: My ankle looks like a meatball.

How to be a Princess

Dad: How was your day today Sage?
Sage: whining ugh
Sean: Somebody doesn’t want to be a princess.

The S Word

Sam said the “S” word!