Death by Hiccups or Dad

Dad, I have the hiccups

Meatball

Sage: Daddy, this thing on my foot…
Dad: Your ankle?
Sage: My ankle looks like a meatball.

How to be a Princess

Dad: How was your day today Sage?
Sage: whining ugh
Sean: Somebody doesn’t want to be a princess.

Pick My Nose

Sage: Daddy, tomorrow mommy’s going to pick my nose.
Dad: You’re mom’s going to pick your nose?
Sean and Sam: Ewwww….. gross!
Sage: No Daddy! Tomorrow mommy’s

Huh?

Sage: Daddy, when is mommy picking me up?
Dad: You’re going to mommy’s house tonight but daddy is going to pick you up from school.
Sage: Huh?

little...

Jasmin: Ew, Sagey! You Farted!
Sage: It’s, it’s just a little fart.

Yum, Dolphin!

We were watching some Barbie Princess movie and there were dolphins…
tv: dolphin sounds
Sage: Ahhh! That’s scary.
Dad: Those aren’t sharks sweetheart, their dolphins. They’re good.

Sage's Bed

Sage got a beautiful bed with Disney princess sheets and comforter for her birthday (thank you Grandma). She’s been getting used to sleeping in it by herself.
There’s

Mean Brother

When dropping off the 9 year old son at school his 4 year old brother and 2 year old sister scream good by to him through the window.
Dad:

The Baby

About Matt Davis

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Keep Tabs

Samuel, Sean & Sage

Smart Silly and Sassy Every parent wishes they could record the funny things that come out of their kids mouths. This is my attempt.

Interesting Links

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